CRACK YOUR RIBS. LOL

After two weeks in Dubai, Akpos came back
to Naija with the American
slang/accent. He flew in late and while on his
way home was stopped by
a men of the Nigeria Police Force."Hey,
where u dey go?""Wat de f*ck do
u mean, Yo talking tu me?"replied Akpos This
incited anger in these men
who understands nothing but the Naija
street language (Pidgin). He was
taking to the police station and put in a c
ell. There in the cell, Akpos kept on ranting
and shouting,"Yo bunch of
shits, I gat the damn right to make a phone
call in this cell. Get me a
f*cking fone!!"This went on until a BOSS
(Oga) in the cell told one of his
boys in his husky and thunderous
voice,"Scorpion , abeg give this guy a
phone call"Scorpion headed straight to
Akpos corner and landed him a
THUNDEROUS SLAP"GBOOOOAAAA AAA". The
sound was nothing far from
the sound of a Thunder strike."E done dey
ring, abi make I redial?"Akpos
accent changed,"Bros abeg, e don connect" lmao